Hard as nails game designer 2010 - 2018. Now I run a fictional combat league (as you do). Nobody beats the 83457 and all that.

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Shout-outs 47: Big Pink Mushroom Head!

Posted by 53xy83457 - 2 weeks ago

Fighter gals (if you're into that sort of thing) by @96pork

<<<<< I'm a cute mushroom lady who makes cock jokes now!

Amanita by @Nakvi

See her (and her cock jokes) in action here-

Yeah, we dragged @EmilyRose420 into this nonsense.

Amanita by @Goljie

...who took a break from building go-karts (goljie-karts) to do the arena for this rumble. It was Valentine's Day so I just used the "uh uh uh uh do me now" song again. Accidentally scheduled the video for a.m. instead of p.m. but that's fine, not like there's any reason you wouldn't want to feck up dates on that day in particular!

@Maiden-Chynna's representative won so here's her bonus fight. Says something about the AEW character creator that I was happier with (what some might call) Sherwin here instead of what I did for Mitch. Actually bought WWE 2K24 along with it but, considering I spent an hour deciding on a red for Damey's dress, maybe the lack of options is a benefit!

Speaking of goljie-karts

Got a dalek for a new

Patreon!!!

supporter, completely forgetting the alien from Toy Story is already in there (which is of course basically the same thing). Bonus fight for that next week (no I didn't just spend five minutes looking for the link before realising that, why do you ask?)

There's more but let's get to some titularly-mandated shoutouts first.

Join The Patreon!!!!!

if you're at all interested in this sort of thing

(but not on iPhone obviously)

Mothy by @KingCrowned

I can see why KC chose to do her. She's adorable and fluffy and has big black eyes just like his beloved cat, Ugly fat fuckhead. (thought I remembered him having a different name but whatever)

Jane Pain (& some others, whatever) by @fryekid

Just in time for a shout-out. Thanks for including her in your sketchy journey.

Jane Pain again by @Cycle9

Here's Cycle's again but without the fire so you can see her feet better.

Reminder of the time I beat the shit out of Edd Egg by NaylanWilliam1 (on Twitter)

Video was unlisted until now (for what must've been around a decade) so I don't know how the fuck they remembered that!

And finally, @Simoes1000

"What the actual fuck, Eduardo lolol"

Yeah, we dragged @Kenney into this nonsense.

Another experiment I started last year and could just about be arsed finishing. Not enough to program a score counter but whatever. Also, I forgot to put the roofs on the spaceships.

Bonus (not much of a) fight for that. Kenney gets Pico since he did Pico's School DX. Noticed immediately after recording this that his proper shirt is actually in there. This whole thing was a disaster and you can see why I've dragged it to the bottom of the post.

That (or more accurately, Nat) reminds me, I sent a card to @L3ny during @whimsical-wife's February event.

I'm not gay though.

In other news, I've been working on something for the flash forward jam. Also terrible, thanks for asking. Although, considering what I ended up with is currently too big to fit on Newgrounds, maybe it's for the best that all my more substantial ideas went tits up!

My services are temporarily available

if you need help with your project... and if I can be arsed doing something about it.

(been increasingly unlikely lately)

Here's this while everybody's sharing-

Was recently reminded (when a tree hit the internet) that PlayStations record everything you do so I don't really need Twitch as a bonus fight recorder (which is all I really use it for) anyway.

Had more internet bullshit to talk about but there's only room for one more picture so let's end on something that doesn't make us want to kill ourselves instead. It was my da's birthday last week (because of course it was, it was everybody's) so seems like a good time for the Father's Day thing I've been meaning to post since... last friggin' Father's Day!

He got a big golf ball full of shortbread. Ma told him to leave it in the garage and they'd find something to keep in it later (they won't, it'll lie there for the next decade) but what amused me is that he threw it in the bucket with all his other golf balls!