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If a tree falls on the 53xy83457, does it make a sound?

Posted by 53xy83457 - 2 hours ago

Of course it does, what a dumb question. Although it did also knock out the internet so maybe that's the form of communication the thought experiment refers to.

Resulted in me missing daily voting for the first time in, quite possibly, sixteen years! Dragged the laptop into the office after that. The simple process of scrolling through my fav list meant I indirectly looked at quite a lot of porn at work! But luckily nobody caught me... this time.

This was nearly two weeks ago, it's STILL not fixed, I'm on crappy 4G at the minute and half the site doesn't display correctly so let's make this a quick one. Here are fights-

Penultimate Patreon Rumble of 2024

Betty T. Baseball Bitch (@53xy83457) vs Kai Asahi (‪@BargonSpaceman‬)

Major (/pirate, whatever) Penelope Love (@Daysdove) vs Mad Nadia (@53xy83457)

Nicky vs JD

Representatives for the VA and musicians respectively since they each had a rumble victory at this point.

(it's more fun if the employees don't win every week but whatever)

Betty (@53xy83457) vs Nerine (@TheShokBlok)

Not that many shout-outs this time, I'll TRY one despite attached images being one of the things affected by my current shitty internet.

Alien Squad by @MKMaffo

@Goljie's been posting some of his Frag Race sprites so here're those as well.

There was also The Great Homer Collab.

But I get the feeling you MIGHT have seen it during Takeover Tuesday.

And if you missed this year's Advent Chickendar, you can still open the final few days.

...because I know you wouldn't dream of cheating by opening the whole thing at once.

Something else that's not displaying is the "post to front page" switch so I'm now going to publish this and if you're reading it, it probably worked.

Another one (among many (including the name of the friggin' site)) is what I presume is a cover that's supposed to appear over locked medals. I opened the Doom Gallery this morning and thought for a second that somebody had hacked my account just to unlock all the non-secret medals in it lolol

Previous shout-out posts (/newspaper editions, whatever):

Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506

Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161

Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335

Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732

Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123

Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125

Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463

Super Starving Sisters - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1368226

Fights, collabs, fights & fights - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1372788

Literally one friggin' picture - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1376239

Forget me, twat - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1379910