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53xy83457
Hard as nails game designer 2010 - 2018. Now I run a fictional combat league (as you do). Nobody beats the 83457 and all that.

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Breaking stuff (QA)

Hell, Northern Ireland

Joined on 3/10/08

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Was just planning to post about my Secret Santa since he got fuck all attention.

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Does the animation play here? Here's the link.


Also @tenkilla while I'm at it.


More here but they all at least got enough votes that the friggin' score shows.


BUT OF COURSE I did a lot more than just commission stuff. You want your 2022 recap, I got your 2022 recap right here. *grabs crotch*


Actually, not much to report, I've been making pixelated guys beat the shit out of each other all year.

GIFS here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/art/

Compos here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/movies/

Same again but with medals here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/games/

(There is one actual game in there that you all liked more but I didn't care about.)


Worth mentioning that I hired @ChutneyGlaze to give a certain aforementioned pixelated character a facelift.

Had her beat up people on YouTube for a video or hundred (despite some cunt flipping a switch and completely fucking the channel overnight a year or two ago).


Witchtober efforts are maybe worth a look. If not for my covid fuelled rant against God / fate / the universe on day 2, then the fact that, around day 7, I noticed I'd done two vores, two sodomies and a CBT. Leant into it from there.


Also bullied @Anonymous-Frog for a week straight which was a highlight for me.

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Most recently I tricked you into giving me a daily top ten (but one in the top five so I actually get a trophy for once (only took twelve years)) by releasing a wholesome advent calendar.


Looking to the future, currently working with some cool people on a couple of projects (if I don't release anything for the flash forward jam, you'll know at least one of those went tits up.


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Available for Work

Commissions Open (sort of)

Chicken - £1

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Ultra Lad - £2

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Chicken GIF (surprise) - £3.50

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Ultra Lad GIF (surprise) - £5

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Chicken GIF (custom) - £7.50 +£1 per additional chicken (unless it's just a generic one for a punching bag)

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Ultra Lad GIF (custom) - £10 +£2 per additional Ultra Lad (dummy is free)

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GIFs limited to 10 seconds.

Payment accepted through Paypal or Ko-fi.

Best PM me first til I see if it's feasible with the 5-10 pixels at my disposal.


Here are a few more compiled examples-

Later ones will appear here with the more interesting ones going here.

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