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53xy83457
Hard as nails game designer 2010 - 2018. Now I run a fictional combat league (as you do). Nobody beats the 83457 and all that.

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Joined on 3/10/08

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(see title) by @Didjargo


Let's see if she fights as tough as she poses.



Architect of Destruction was @EmperorBismark.



So you might recognise someone else running around in there.



If you recognise anything among the carnage (added one or ten new critical hit animations).


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Jane Pain (& some others, whatever) by @StitchMiss


It's going to be a short one this week but if you want to see me shout-out more people (just for a change), visit Miss... Miss's post Celebrating the artists of Newgrounds!


Anyway, who won this thing til I sick their bonus fight in and call it a day? Oh for fu...


Betty T. Baseball Bitch (@53xy83457) vs Chutney Glaze (@ChutneyGlaze)


Fucking bullshit!! He was wide open on several occasions!


Here's the friggin' scoreboard, whatever-


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JOIN HERE TO TAKE PART!!

53xy83457 ltd. is not liable for personal injury or death of OCs


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@Nakvi


<<<<< Speaking of Ms. Baseball Bitch, I'm her now (for reasons that will become apparent soon enough).



Here's an extra #short rumble since it's different enough from the main video. There was also meant to be a frag race yesterday but, as I say, I'm otherwise preoccupied. Can talk about more nonsense that happened, next time.


Previous shout-out posts:

Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506

Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161

Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335

Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732

Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123

Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125

Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463

Super Starving Sisters - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1368226

Fights, collabs, fights & fights - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1372788

Literally one friggin' picture - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1376239

Forget me, twat - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1379910

Too many artists (please eliminate 3) - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1383393

One that made you uncomfortable - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1386595

Marsha Law & Violent Lin (Violin) - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1390819

One more thing - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1394947

Premature celebration - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1398010

Pumpkin Batch - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1401231

Spanks & Killing - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1404444

References - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1407272

Boxing Day - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1410706

Janeuary - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1414691

3 Fictional Fighting Things - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1417977

Cat - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1421243

Late St. Valentine's Day - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1424426

Early St. Paddy's Day - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1428013

834573R - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1433203

Bussy - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1436690

Birth/Earth Day - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1439822

Deviants - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1443358

Go Kart Yourself - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1447025

Comb(unny)o Breaker - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1450775

Race Wars - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1454340

Mitch, Please! - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1457939

Fighter Girls (for a change) - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1461182

Ruining Nadia's moment - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1464601

Al... as in Al, not AI - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1467831

Big cat - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1471372

Beach Slap - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1474722

COCtober - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1478132

This just in... - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1481264

Spooky, Sketchy Shout-outs - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1485077

53xy Scholarships - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1488393

THE 53xyFIELD SHOPPER - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1493088

If a tree falls on the 53xy83457... https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1496289

Crappy spew queer - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1500698

Good start (to 2025) - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1504707

Eat a bag of dix... https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1508738

Happy Birthday, Everyone - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1512685

Big Pink Mushroom Head - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1516623

People who drew pictures of my OCs - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1520128


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Trying some new stuff over on Ko-fi if you're at all interested.


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The least sophisticated simulation we have.

(consider this a tip jar)


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Others might get added as I continue experimenting. Visit the Patreon for more traditional battle royal simulations.


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