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Posted by 53xy83457 - September 10th, 2023
We're talking about Mitch today. No, not that one.
Also @Nakvi
The one who performed two vores and two sodomies six days into Witchtober 2022.
So anyway, @Zilu7 announced Sexytember.
Details here- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1527417
The plan is to do that AND Witchtober and release a compilation of over 60 animations around Halloween. Here's the latest one (the rest linked in the description).
(Title of this post is starting to make a lot more sense now, I'm sure.)
Here she is, in less pixelated action, in the latest rumble.
Join here- https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457
Alright enough of that. In other news, @fe3l1ngsk1lledd released The Spider Collab.
This was actually my 69th game on Newgrounds. Damn it, I said enough of that sort of thing!
I also released The Cog Collab (Coglab)
Just in time for @TheWeebl to come out of late retirement and cost us first place.
(Just kidding of course, I love that old fella.)
Anyway, it's too bloody hot today so onto the titularly mandated shout-outs.
Cute Mitch sketch by @TheShokBlok
From this- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1527712
But maybe I should mention their commissions instead- https://www.newgrounds.com/collab/view/18565
I don't know, it's too bloody hot today.
Comms also open- https://xlaboratory.newgrounds.com/news/post/1376594
Everybody seems to really love Blinki since the operation. VAs especially but more on that next time hopefully.
Here's Jane Pain if she was a Sonic character.
Another punching bag that should stop complaining. Some people would pay good money to get myself in that position.
???
Whose Betty is this!? You have to keep an eye on these things or they wreck the place. Thread got deleted and I lost track of who did it. Let me know and I'll shout you out next time (on a post that hopefully doesn't start with "two vores and two sodomies").
Previous shout-out posts:
Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125
Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463
Super Starving Sisters - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1368226
Fights, collabs, fights & fights - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1372788
Literally one friggin' picture - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1376239
Forget me, twat - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1379910
Too many artists (please eliminate three) - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1383393
More here-
Posted by 53xy83457 - August 27th, 2023
Since Jill here is all dressed up ready for a fight, let's move right along to the rumbles. Actually, on second thought, you'll probably want to take most of that off...
Music by @AndrewCr
Here's @Daysdove's alternate beachwear design for their OC, Penelope.
Alright, let's start with the stuff I forgot to mention last time.
I entered Jane into the "Loss" Collab!
While joining everything on the friggin' Newgrounds calendar, I also beat up @ChutneyGlaze for old times sake. Or for the live action jam, whatever.
On that note, last chance to join the Cog Collab.
(Gearlfriend will not remind you again)
@BroSkullEmoji did this.
Now it would be really embarrassing to forget to mention that last time AND THEN ALSO forget to include @BroSkullEmoji in the subsequent rumble like I said I would.
(not that there was any room)
New chess bg by @Aalasteir
New ring bg(s (he did a load)) by @PerKGrok
Will be sure to include Broseph next time along with Grok and whoever else might show up, architect or otherwise.
Speaking of @pointlessfield...
I also got Betty off her lazy ass this morning to meet one of @SomeDoodles OCs...
...since they drew one of mine in the oc plaza.
Blinki looks a bit different than you might remember.
SHE appears to have met a similar fate to Eddy last time.
Since we haven't mentioned (rumble dialog portrait artist) @Nakvi yet this time, this is as good an excuse as any.
And as for Eddy, here she is in a, and I quote, "retro sci-fi anime-ish bodysuit".
Right, what else. Said I'd show you this fucked up version of Flowey Damian last time as well.
I also mentioned RoboJesus' second coming (not like that). Or third now since Robot Day was yesterday but here's the result of that.
Had more to talk about but I've now reached the picture limit so here's the last, somewhat unfortunately timed, rumble.
Background was another of @ScepterDPinoy's Mario Mugen stages.
Guess that's it for now then. Nice problem to have. Imagine the alternative of starting one of these posts and realising you'd only one piece of art to show. What kind of dickhead would do that...
Previous shout-out posts:
Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125
Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463
Super Starving Sisters - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1368226
Fights, collabs, fights & fights - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1372788
Literally one friggin' picture - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1376239
Forget me, twat - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1379910
More here-
Posted by 53xy83457 - August 11th, 2023
Since Jane here is all dressed up ready for a fight (literally always wears that), let's move right along to the rumbles.
Thanks as always to...
@ChutneyGlaze (art/animation)
@Nakvi (character portraits)
@jazzy666 (most of the voices)
@Kolumbo (bg art (the one that wasn't just squares))
and
@NikoN1nja (music (the one I didn't steal from Klonoa))
Contribute any of the above to join or just buy your way in on Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457
This hasn't any of my characters in it but decided to post it here anyway... right after the Patreon link.
In other news a deadline has been decided for The Cog Collab!!
It is the end of this month (August 2023)
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1526285
(Do not disappoint Gearlfriend)
Brought somebody out of retirement yesterday.
Haven't used Him (or that sprite in particular) in the better part of a decade. Funny enough, I also volunteered Him for something this morning. He's like a bus, He always comes twice (or whatever the expression is).
This was a revenge fight against @JoshuaVazquez. Here's a Flowey Damian he did a while back.
I've an updated one here somewhere but I'll save it for next time, this isn't the bloody @JoshuaVazquez show!
Speaking of the old fellas, you might recognise someone else from those rumble videos. SHE looks a bit different now though.
I like her better like this (can't imagine why). There's a couple more from @TheShokBlok but I'll save them for next time, this isn't the bloody @TheShokBlok show!
And yes, she's called Ed now. Short for Edwina but does she look like a fucking Edwina to you? If you don't like the name change, here's a detailed video explaining how I decided on it.
Anyway, enough reminiscing. Here's a Jill to end on.
Previous shout-out posts:
Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125
Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463
Super Starving Sisters - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1368226
Fights, collabs, fights & fights - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1372788
Literally one friggin' picture - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1376239
More here-
Posted by 53xy83457 - July 27th, 2023
I should probably mention The Cog Collab first and foremost as progress has ironically halted like the gears on the back of the £2 coin. Join here- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1526285
But speaking of @nakvi, here's this week's Patreon Rumble (you might notice a few subtle additions).
Also thanks to @jazzy666 for voicing Curby (the chicken chick) AND letting me use the recording despite Flash (admittedly slightly but still) fucking it up! Don't think our Marsha is here, see the desc for her VA, along with a million other credits including @ChutneyGlaze (who also animated the arena this time, whatever came over him).
So you can add
VOICE ACTORS - https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1526567
to the list of people we're giving free entries to along with the usual
MUSICIANS - https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1524978
BACKGROUND ARTISTS - https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1524979
and
ANIMATORS - https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1524977
Here's an example. Can you guess who created this background in exchange for free entry? The clues are there if you look hard enough.
This is fast becoming the most successful Patreon account... that only has one paying member.
Thematically appropriately enough, here's another fight, featuring our very own Betty, before we get into the rest of the titularly mandated shout-outs.
Actually, here's another Rumble first. Not like it takes up much room.
Details- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1518460/4#bbspost27733815_post_text
In our first piece, by @avocadohater, we have Jane Pain friggin' loving that spotlight.
Well this is embarrassing, there weren't any more this past few weeks. Or there was one but of questionable authenticity to say the least.
How about we unearth this antique from nearly a decade ago.
This was created following the first (and only) @Nitrome Jam. It features the last boss from my entry, Nitromare.
Now that you mention it, I have a whole playlist full of equally ancient curiosities.
I guess that's it for now then. A reminder to join The Coglab- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1526285
Or contribute art, music, your voice, etc. to the other shit I do- https://www.newgrounds.com/collab/view/19000
Alternatively, pay your way in by funding a bad cause on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457
Also, I had this stuffed toy when I was young. It was a brown monkey wearing a yellow t-shirt that said "cheeky monkey" on it. Can't seem to find a picture of it, given that it was significantly older than I was (speaking of antiques) but if you can provide one, I'd appreciate it (I'll explain later).
Previous shout-out posts:
Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125
Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463
Super Starving Sisters - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1368226
Fights, collabs, fights & fights - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1372788
More here-
Posted by 53xy83457 - July 12th, 2023
First off, here's this week's Patreon Rumble.
And here's this week's actual Patreon Rumble.
Music used
by @ConnorGrail
Nice of YouTube to let me pick a thumbnail that doesn't spoil the ending... for one of them.
Join the next one or otherwise fund my bullshit here- https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457
Speaking of which, here's something else I did this week.
Inspired by @duimaurisfootball, I JUST STARTED A COLLAB around this. A Cog Collab. A Coglab.
Details here- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1526285
Me and @Daysdove's OCs have been beating the shit out of each other for the majority of the past fortnight too.
Meant to post the rules to that before this in case another opponent appeared. Damn, it's not like I was doing anything else...
Apart from the fact I've been helping to program Doodlepup 2 for the past fuck knows how many months.
Here's a look into the creative process as illustrated by @StormyDew herself.
Betty made an appearance in it.
Speaking of, let's move on to the usual shout-outs. This will probably be the last time I tell you to read The Games of the Munchies... Read The Games of the Munchies.
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1525317
Betty's mugshot by event organiser, @TheShokBlok
All the combatants by @pointlessfield
Again I suggest you read it first but I might've payed some of them a visit after the fact.
Sketch from @KingCrowned. Asked for Jane or alternatively more Gameen. Got both!
Another one from @WizardoFrank's big ass mural. Thanks for the inclusion btw, think I forgot to comment on it.
UPDATE: No you're right, there aren't enough references to fights in this post already so here's another (extra epic ass) one from @Template88.
And finally, here's the new girl... or more accurately the new version of an old girl from the latest rumble.
I like her better like this.
Speaking of @nakvi, here's a picture of my profile page. No reason in particular I'm sure.
Previous shout-out posts:
Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125
Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463
Super Starving Sisters - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1368226
More here-
Posted by 53xy83457 - June 26th, 2023
[...after throwing the bottle of water, she was JUST given, over the horizon because she initially thought it was vodka.]
Above sketch by @TheShokBlok. Needless to say, the main event of this past week or so was The Newgrounds Games of the Munchies (ShokBlok's illustrated Hunger Games simulation). Of course I volunteered Betty as competitor #1. How well do you think she'll do?
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1525317
Also might've done a few rumbles of my own based on it. Details here- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1518460/3#bbspost27720089_post_text
Thanks again to @Kolumbo for providing an arena big enough to contain 25 Bettys.
The Super Mario Movie came out at some stage too. Although this was more inspired by @ScepterDPinoy's Mario Movie Mugen stage that he ever so generously let me use.
And here's one more based on fuck all in particular. Thanks to @AyeRansom this time for the fight music.
Join the next rumble via Patreon- https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457
Or provide background art or music, like these lads, in exchange for a few free entries. Details here- https://www.newgrounds.com/collab/view/19000
SHALL WE GET TO SOME MORE FRIGGIN' PICTURES ALREADY!?
This isn't even my character, it's @Daysdove's, but you can see her in action on a couple of the above videos. I'm not ready to show you what else me and Nakvi have been working on yet...
As I said to the artist herself, Jane looks really sweet here. Like she's still about to feed someone their teeth but with no malice whatsoever.
Free sketch from @Huiarnviu
Conversely I love how this Jane appears to be fucking fuelled by the stuff. I've always been complimented on the complex motivations of my characters.
There was also this video that was taken down along with the whole channel. Unusual chap. Mentioned inflation in the intro which... yes, but my name's 53xy83457, it's like mentioning Jesus' carpentry.
Here are a couple of cool old ones to make up the numbers.
More here-
Previous shout-out posts:
Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125
Jill Spill - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1364463
We've been having a lot of fun today but now I must be scary.
Annoying anybody, on this post or otherwise, on my behalf WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
Don't make me elaborate further, we're all (supposed to be) adults here. I'll be watching.
Posted by 53xy83457 - June 9th, 2023
I did a lot of Battle Royales this past two weeks but I'm sure I can spread them innocuously throughout this post.
As always, you can join here and help fund my bullshit in the process- https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457
Maybe, resident red-head, Jill here should have been at the top of the post since it's also Piconjo Day.
Have I ever formally introduced Jill? Credit where it's due, @CootieGirl and @StormyDew helped me design her. Her trademark exclamation mark eyes were their idea.
After this one I then went on a tangent because I couldn't remember them ever using green in the Sin City movies and I wondered if they were restricted to red and yellow or something.
She'll get them for that. Eva Green's eyes in the second one (ironically enough) If you were wondering.
Did another Rumble since Street Fighter 6 was coming out. First and last time you see me being a smelly Blanka player.
@Daysdove gave Penelope a paintjob to reflect her Bison/Vega colors in the rumble.
There you are. Almost did a whole post without mentioning Jane. There would've been riots in the streets, I'm sure.
Grok did a Mitch.
Motherfucker, I did a Mitch. Thought I should draw my own character at least once.
(Post re-design that is.)
And here's everybody in the latest Patreon Rumble that I forgot to post anywhere (including Patreon).
In other news I'm offering my services as a programmer while simultaneously searching for artists, animators and musicians (and soon VAs maybe) to help with the rumbles. Details here-
https://www.newgrounds.com/collab/view/19000
(Look at that, it's A ONE IN FRONT OF A NINE THOUSAND!!)
There might've been more art, got a few phantom notifications recently. Let me know if I forgot anybody.
How about a challenge while we're here? Noticed this going about.
Might be interesting for some of my older characters since I drew them myself and they therefore look like dogshit. Here are a few examples.
Damian - https://www.deviantart.com/53xy83457/art/Damian-Sprite-Sheet-2-334829862
Primary player character for any games I made over the past decade or so. Devil looking guy that shoots people basically.
RoboJesus - https://www.deviantart.com/53xy83457/art/The-Three-Beasts-433614621
So this is how He came back. Same as RoboCop.
Blue Eyes Junior - https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/53xy83457/r-c-evolution-chart
Crash test chicken.
Blinky - https://www.deviantart.com/53xy83457/art/Beast-Duelled-Blinky-Teaser-568002081
Eyeball man. Therefore can't actually blink... but "Winky" was taken by a far more monstrous creature.
&
Wanko - https://www.deviantart.com/53xy83457/art/Wanko-the-Clown-311549175
An evil clown that eats children. A clown in other words.
Otherwise, I'll look forward to talking at you again in a few weeks.
Previous shout-out posts:
Basically Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane brings the Pain - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane Pain again - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane Pain train - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Meet Michelle - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Mitched bag - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1361125
Posted by 53xy83457 - May 26th, 2023
Rotate, damn you! Must be too big, see here instead VVV
I've got some shit to show next week but might as well smoke the front page post while I got it.
Join here- https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457
Did my taxes a few days ago. The total at the bottom of the expenditures column was a sight to behold (especially considering recent events). Therefore I only did trades this week... apart from this one... and the first one, but they were too much of a bargain to pass up considering the caliber.
@nakvi (COMMS OPEN last I heard)
Also got this one as a gift for my very best acquaintance, @ChutneyGlaze.
Did a trade with @SomeDoodles (who appears to still be accepting trades right now)
They also did this friggin' adorable Betty a while ago.
Most recent one was with @CPcoward (who are also up for trades right now)
Here's another Jane from @EmperorBismark
And one more Michelle from good old @Nebulate
Actually, one more thing I noticed while looking for Chutney references.
(Of course Mitch caused that.)
Previous shout-out posts:
Betty - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1272506
Jane 1 - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1344161
Jane 2 - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1350335
Jane 3 - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1353732
Mitch (with a side of Jane) - https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/news/post/1358123
Posted by 53xy83457 - May 11th, 2023
This is Michelle. I set her loose here on Newgrounds for Pico Day. Also just stuck her in a Patreon Rumble.
Join the next rumble here- https://www.patreon.com/53xy83457 (I've been good about not waiting til half way down the post to mention it this time).
You'll notice she looks somewhat different. Let's start from the beginning...
I did Slender Man vs The Blair Witch for an episode of Project Pixkill. Used a sexy Halloween costume as a reference because you can't prove she doesn't look like that. She got into another scrap with Betty since but Witchtober 2022 is when things really kicked off.
See development log about how I caught covid immediately after deciding to do this (along with two other daily projects). Maybe that's why it went the places it did... or maybe it's because my name's 53xy83457, what the hell do you expect?
Also had her fuck up @Anonymous-Frog.
Think Jane came along after that or I would've had her kick his ass too.
Just out of interest I gave @ChutneyGlaze a shot at Mitch too.
He and @Maiden-Chynna came up with the new design and he threw in the classic one so I decided to use it once more for Pico Day.
Which (ba dum ts) leads us into the titularly mandated shout outs.
@Maiden-Chynna also did this badass running into battle pose.
@ChavaWolfy did this pre-re-design. It also references CCC1 (intentionally or otherwise).
Another one from @larreth. Again, Classic Mitch (but more wholesome that I'm used to).
Care of @keik-keik, she appears on my current banner in this lovely bikini with a cloak ensemble.
(Why the hell did you post a picture of the whole page, are you seriously thinking of changing it again, you just bloody got it!)
Have shown this before but here she is in a less friendly picture with the other ladies. By @GXLpics.
That leads us into some new Jane pics. It was actually meant to be her turn this Pico Day but I couldn't be arsed dealing with her fancy moves. Maybe next year...
More here- https://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/33ded980709af5810cc4ebbb9c89f043
And as always, you can see her in action here.
Last but certainly not least, thanks again to @ScepterDPinoy for including one of my characters in his big ass Pico Day thing this year.
UPDATE (5 days later): Actually meant to mention @Skoops in this because coincidentally I wasn't the first person to talk about a witchy character that day.