Was just planning to post about my Secret Santa since he got fuck all attention.

Does the animation play here? Here's the link.

Also @tenkilla while I'm at it.

More here but they all at least got enough votes that the friggin' score shows.

BUT OF COURSE I did a lot more than just commission stuff. You want your 2022 recap, I got your 2022 recap right here. *grabs crotch*

Actually, not much to report, I've been making pixelated guys beat the shit out of each other all year.

GIFS here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/art/

Compos here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/movies/

Same again but with medals here- https://53xy83457.newgrounds.com/games/

(There is one actual game in there that you all liked more but I didn't care about.)

Worth mentioning that I hired @ChutneyGlaze to give a certain aforementioned pixelated character a facelift.

Had her beat up people on YouTube for a video or hundred (despite some cunt flipping a switch and completely fucking the channel overnight a year or two ago).

Witchtober efforts are maybe worth a look. If not for my covid fuelled rant against God / fate / the universe on day 2, then the fact that, around day 7, I noticed I'd done two vores, two sodomies and a CBT. Leant into it from there.

Also bullied @Anonymous-Frog for a week straight which was a highlight for me.

Most recently I tricked you into giving me a daily top ten (but one in the top five so I actually get a trophy for once (only took twelve years)) by releasing a wholesome advent calendar.

Looking to the future, currently working with some cool people on a couple of projects (if I don't release anything for the flash forward jam, you'll know at least one of those went tits up.

Seems like a popular subject lately. Maybe just confirmation bias (and/or the fact that I look at literally everything that goes through the art portal). Regardless, have a few people I wanted to shout out.

This all started here...

...and also Facemaul which you liked more but I don't really give a crap about it). At this stage, I was getting tired of all the pixelated nonsense, which brings us to-

@ChutneyGlaze

Now I've worked with some complete dickheads on this site. Anyway, here's Chutney Glaze's take on the character.

I'm joking of course! Or not about the first bit but Chutney has been nothing but professional. See her in action here-

Also, whatever bullshit I decide to do on YouTube.

@larreth

Held an event recently where he did free commissions in return for donations to charity. The main reason I'm making this post since I don't believe these have ever seen the light of day-

She's friggin' lost it! The main image struck me as a boss straight out of Final Fight, Streets of Rage, and the like. Like I told the man himself, this is all a compliment as I do enjoy the occasional fight (believe it or not).

UPDATE: He did something similar recently so I got a Damian.

UPDATE 2: He was in a spot of bother so I got the following as well. Help him out for once after all the stuff he's done for charity.

@ScepterDPinoy

Quite possibly the first person to ever put one of my characters in their art (it was one of his awesome big ass murals he does). Through my twisted sense of morality, I felt I owed him one for something unrelated so I got a few commissions off him while I was at it.

UPDATE: On the subject of the big ass murals.

Also this.

@PerKGrok

Last but not least (first, in fact). I know very little of this mysterious fellow. I needed a pic for Combo Concept Compo 4, I asked into the void, he emerged and delivered in no time.

No more Bettys but while I'm spreading the love-

@LucianoZ, @Anonymous-Frog and @UnluckyToonLinkNG have done more than their fair share of art featuring my characters.

@Crowsar honours me (as in I feel honoured, not the douchey way to take that statement) by using the Project Pixkill style alongside some of his art despite being a far superior (actual) pixel artist.

UPDATE: He also did Project Chixkill recently.

@CootieGirl did that boss ass pic of me recently. Also she came back from the dead the other day which is nice.

Thank you all.

(No, I'm not dying.)

POST-PICO DAY UPDATE

Already mentioned Scepter's latest above.

Also @Wrathmations for being the only gangsta to finish his entry for the ill-fated dummy collab.

And finally, @SoloSwing64 for this masterpiece.

Was surprised when Scepter did two but THREE!! This image is of course now cursed but thanks anyway.

Might as well also mention this playlist that I stick everything in.

https://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/33ded980709af5810cc4ebbb9c89f043

Thanks again to everybody, it means a lot.

(No, still not dying.)

P.S. One more. Here's a silly one from YouTube-

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxhgnGOBXxyCUZxabi3lnZBTTJTIDoYYDI

UPDATE: There are TOO many good artists here since that Tumblr thing (or whatever it was). Like I said, I look at everything so of course I've ended up commissioning another few Bettys. I'll list them below as they come in.

by https://calamancyy.newgrounds.com/ (grouped together because if there's a picture limit on these, I must be rubbing up against it).

This one was a Secret Santa gift.

And this one was an art trade because I'm an artist.

Got a free one from StarPastiche on DeviantArt as well.

Visited the OC plaza yesterday to post a gif of someone's character beating the crap out of someone. Stuck Betty in there while I was at it.

by @Blaznthekid

The following were from the art forums in general. Everybody's been giving away free stuff recently for whatever reason.

by @mugmugmug

Same again. Never you mind who Kicky is, we'll get to her later.

by @Glass-of-Awesome

@SomeDoodles

[BROKEN LINK]

From Stormy's V Day sale. Never mind who Punchy is, we'll get to her later.

(oh shit, I have in fact reached the picture limit now)

See current profile page banner by https://keik-keik.newgrounds.com/

And here- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1491846/48#bbspost27691123_post_text

And here- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1522358#bbspost27672410_post_text

Of course we all know who the opponent is now.

Also this. I know, I don't care, she's friggin' identical.

Stuck her into the Barhopping Collab recently too. Seemed appropriate.

Some love for the new girl while we're at it. (newER girl)

And here's the dummy again. Weird seeing him smile for once, he's always really glum for some reason.

One more.

Alright this post is a mess now. Think she appears in a few more along with Jane. See the latest shout-out posts for those.

It's my birthday today. Don't know why you'd care but people keep telling me when it's their birthday lately. Regardless, I got YOU a present-

https://youtu.be/xc9LD84Q2ys

A new episode of Damian Versus (not pixelated to all shite) for the first time in almost a decade, not to mention featuring a special guest animator, will be a big deal to some.

If not you, check back here after the premiere anyway.

UPDATE: Never mind all that. It's (MLB the) show time.

I organised a collab once. Terrible, thanks for asking. Got a good feeling about this one though- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1496856

A lot of talk on Twitter about the so-called death of Flash over the past few days. Enough to make me come out of retirement (not really, did this weeks ago). Like we all know here, Flash isn't dead. There are many ongoing preservation efforts such as Flashpoint, Ruffle, the Newgrounds player and, most notably, the fact that I'm not finished with it yet... so it doesn't have my permission to die.

Speaking of things dying, here's Squicide.

Or not really, I've been signed up longer than that. But it's been 10 years since my first submission... my first game submission... the full version of it. Okay, fuck it, I'm late. Like it even matters, I've frequented the site since Alien Hominid came out on PS2, however long ago that was. Anyway, I did some bollocks on YouTube (similar to the bollocks I did for Pixel Day) since it is indeed the 10 year anniversary of my first game, Quickdraw.

Vsauce this time.

I've noticed that anything important (quote, unquote) I post here gets largely ignored in comparison to random nonsense. So here you go, you want some bullshit, here's some bullshit!

Does the fact that this is not a game and not on Newgrounds break my 10 year streak? Whatever, happy 53xy83457 Day.

https://youtu.be/jaqOuyz3RV4