Total Medals Earned: 5,638 (From 1,281 different games.) Total Medal Score: 85,235 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 20
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 50
Complete level 60
Medals Earned: 8/10 (400/500 points)
Make 50 shape replacements
Get 50 stars
Get to the level with violet shapes
Get 30 stars
Make the first shape replacement
Get to the level with yellow shapes
Make 300 shape replacements
Get to the level with blue shapes
Complete all the levels
Get 75 stars
Medals Earned: 4/10 (135/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Reach Level 15!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 8/20 (50/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Jump 20 hoplites
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (180/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Have liquid poured on you
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Show your opponent who's boss
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds