Total Medals Earned: 5,818 (From 1,296 different games.) Total Medal Score: 86,890 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Complete all orange levels to 3 stars
Complete all yellow levels to 3 stars
Complete all green levels to 3 stars
Complete all blue levels to 3 stars
Complete all violet levels to 3 stars
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (50/50 points)
Start The Game
Watch The Opening
Eat x8 Spoonful of Beans
Check The Credits
Restart The Game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (245/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 9/10 (205/215 points)
Destroy 3 baskets
Get defeated by a female character
Stand for 5 rounds in endless mode
Play each character at least once
Collect 10 bonuses
Stand for 3 rounds in endless mode
Use 4th level weapons for 10 times
Stand for 10 rounds in endless mode
Defeat each character at least once
Get all misses for 20 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/170 points)
Get 90 points.
Play the game more than once.
Get 500 points.
Get 1000 points.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/365 points)
Feels just like starting over.
The boy found his first checkpoint.
Halfway point of the journey.
Confront and destroy a demon.
Every epiphany has been reached.
Shine a light on some flaws.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Kill a bug :(
Completed Normal Mode
Completed Double Bug Mode
Find the secret mode after beating the game
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
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Complete level 20
Complete level 21