Total Medals Earned: 5,638 (From 1,279 different games.) Total Medal Score: 85,185 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/385 points)
Press the colour you see
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Press the colour you read
Play 5 games in a row
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Play 10 games in a row
Score over 3000
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 4000
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/105 points)
Try again?
You got the numbers!
You got the koalas!
Thanks for playing!
You got the people!
You got the world!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/130 points)
Take a risk and start a new game!
You are ABOVE AVERAGE at this game!
It's tough as HELL to score above 500!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/25 points)
It's colorful, at least.
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
I think it was tasty?
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/245 points)
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive through the third level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/355 points)
Food coma galore.
Hearty and filling.
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
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Flip a gun 100 times
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement