Total Medals Earned: 5,824 (From 1,296 different games.) Total Medal Score: 86,945 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
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Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (300/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Reach 25x Multiplier
Reach 10x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Buy a Skin
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/155 points)
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 4/5 (25/30 points)
You died
You won
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)
Exactly what the title says.
At least there's food this time.
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At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
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