Total Medals Earned: 5,847 (From 1,304 different games.) Total Medal Score: 87,130 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 3/24 (30/325 points)
Jump up onto the ladder
Collect ruby in flight
Jump off ladder and get back don't touching ground
First death
Pass level without collecting three rubies
Found the first artifact
Blown up the first box of TNT
Put dynamite creeping
NO killed monsters on the bonus level
Put a dynamite on rock
Kill all monsters in all bonus levels
First Killed monster
Change direction three times during the jump
Die 10 times on spikes
Undermine under self a dynamite and fall into a hole
Put a dynamite under box
Complete all bonus levels
Blow up 30 pieces of ground
Complete all levels, spending less than 50 dynamites
Monster killed you 10 times
Collected all the rubies
Kill all enemies bonus lvl for the same number of throws
Complete the level for 10 seconds
Collected all 5 artifacts
Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/105 points)
Feed the fly
Repair the controller
Befriend a spider!
Make a sword fit for a savior!
Sleep!
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/120 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/100 points)
Mum and dad would be so proud!
No mum! I'm playing Minecwaft!
You took down 8Chan!
What's the point even trying?
There's nothing there to delete...
Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/500 points)
demon scenario
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Get 10 tokens
get 5 tokens
Get 25 tokens
Get 50 tokens
Get 100 tokens
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game...
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/365 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Reach the first layer of snow.
Reach round 75.
Get $9,999
Beat trail six without ever purchasing an upgrade or an investment.
Reach the second layer of snow.
Reach the final layer of snow.
Wear the super secret Mask of Al-X.
Max out one of the strength upgrades.