It's my birthday today. Don't know why you'd care but people keep telling me when it's their birthday lately. Regardless, I got YOU a present-

https://youtu.be/xc9LD84Q2ys

A new episode of Damian Versus (not pixelated to all shite) for the first time in almost a decade, not to mention featuring a special guest animator, will be a big deal to some.

If not you, check back here after the premiere anyway.

UPDATE: Never mind all that. It's (MLB the) show time.

I organised a collab once. Terrible, thanks for asking. Got a good feeling about this one though- https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1496856

A lot of talk on Twitter about the so-called death of Flash over the past few days. Enough to make me come out of retirement (not really, did this weeks ago). Like we all know here, Flash isn't dead. There are many ongoing preservation efforts such as Flashpoint, Ruffle, the Newgrounds player and, most notably, the fact that I'm not finished with it yet... so it doesn't have my permission to die.

Speaking of things dying, here's Squicide.

Or not really, I've been signed up longer than that. But it's been 10 years since my first submission... my first game submission... the full version of it. Okay, fuck it, I'm late. Like it even matters, I've frequented the site since Alien Hominid came out on PS2, however long ago that was. Anyway, I did some bollocks on YouTube (similar to the bollocks I did for Pixel Day) since it is indeed the 10 year anniversary of my first game, Quickdraw.

Vsauce this time.

I've noticed that anything important (quote, unquote) I post here gets largely ignored in comparison to random nonsense. So here you go, you want some bullshit, here's some bullshit!

Does the fact that this is not a game and not on Newgrounds break my 10 year streak? Whatever, happy 53xy83457 Day.

https://youtu.be/jaqOuyz3RV4

This is what I do now.

If you want to suggest a match-up, feel free, I've been going through quite a lot of requests lately. Shit's backlogged by about two months though so here are some options to expedite the process.

VOLUNTEER SOMEBODY (£5)

Request one character to appear in a fight and I'll fit them in somewhere. You'll have to wait for votes to decide the winner but still faster than a regular request... also I won't ignore it if it's stupid. I'll also give you a mention in the video description.

Update: Will send you a preview gif, like the ones I've been posting here, so you can see it even sooner. Same for all the following options.

SPONSOR A FIGHT (£10)

Request two characters you want to see fight each other. Again, there'll be a slight wait for viewers to decide the winner. Will still give you a shoutout in the video description.

FIX A FIGHT (£15)

Request two characters and choose the winner. Probably the fastest option since we can just skip the votes and head straight to the fatality. I'll give you a shoutout in the video description as usual.

CHOREOGRAPH AN EXECUTION (£20)

Choose the two characters, choose who wins and choose the method of execution. Give me a description of the fatality you have in mind and I'll do my best to recreate it with the five pixels I have at my disposal. I'll give you a mention in the video description as well.

Update: The email I used for this is dead (host was taking the piss on the price) so best just comment your choice below or send me a pm if it's embarrassing. I've also been using ko-fi for this sort of thing if that's any use to you- https://ko-fi.com/53xy83457

Noticed something when going through my subscription feed (or whatever it's called here). Open this and play it. Then open this. Look at him dance! lolol